My Life as a Dog

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Funky Chicken

So yesterday I was in Costco doing a little shopping when I got a call from my mom. She was just checking in, wondering how I was doing and updating me on what she had been up to. She was telling me about going to physical therapy and then how she cooked a chicken. She continued with more details on the chicken, telling me that it had 3 legs, 3 breasts, and 4 thighs. My response was, "What? Where did you get a chicken like that? I'm pretty sure that you shouldn't be eating it!" :)


Juli said...

Was she checking to see if you were paying attention? Otherwise, I'm guessing she got that chicken in Springfield, right next to where Bart Simpson catches his three-eyed fish.

The Brannon Family said...

I think I would be a little scared to eat that chicken... not sure what kind of steroids I would be passing to my body!

Did she actually eat it?

Unknown said...

I guess I wasn't very clear. She said she was cooking "a chicken" but in fact it was chicken parts. None of the parts were connected. :)