Funky Chicken

So yesterday I was in Costco doing a little shopping when I got a call from my mom. She was just checking in, wondering how I was doing and updating me on what she had been up to. She was telling me about going to physical therapy and then how she cooked a chicken. She continued with more details on the chicken, telling me that it had 3 legs, 3 breasts, and 4 thighs. My response was, "What? Where did you get a chicken like that? I'm pretty sure that you shouldn't be eating it!" :)